The Agenda

by Jeremy Lansing

[This article first appeared in The Agenda #14, January 2006]

Thirteen-year-old Jeremy Lansing was asked to resign from the staff of his middle school newspaper after attempting to print the following controversial interview. In the interest of defending the first amendment and promoting diversity, we here at The Agenda have decided to run it, so the readers can decide for themselves. Plus, he totally traded us two Ring Dings and a bag of Funyuns in exchange for publishing it.